me: *playing an rpg*
me: I'm gonna be the villain this time
me: *starts to feel bad and makes good choices*

chevvybar:

breaking a mutual more like

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vambrace:

"I tried to scroll past"

"can’t not reblog!"

"YOU HAVE TO READ THIS"

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baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

padalesexy:

this vine is too real

spankmehardbarry:

omgs:

*daddy rips dick off and throws it*

"go fetch :)"

me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes* 

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superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

flexery:

I don’t even wanna know

flexery:

I don’t even wanna know

spvrrow:

when you hate your life and you want to hate it even more:

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